Black Fantomex (Before Christ)

Black Fantomex uses a time-machine to
track down his long lost love for 'Lost' but
as the machine glitches Black Fantomex
finds himself in 2103 B.C.

Stranded in that era Black Fantomex then
is lucky enough to find Red Fantomex in
2103 B.C who had just arrived in a time-
machine from 2103 A.D.

The couple then switches hearts with eac-
hother to commence in their long lost love
for 'ER' but the time-machine then gets an-
thropomorphed and rans away on a pic-nic
in the woods.

The couple then replay an episode of the-
ir lost long love television series 'Woody
Woodpecker' and tries to find a way to
find the time-machine.

The time-machine then travels to 2103
A.D.

Black Fantomex (Computer Wife)

Black Fantomex has recently installed a new comp-
uter device to aid him in his quest for world domina-
tion (!!).

This computer device thue was more than a machine
as it was complemented with a severly high-capac-
ity artificial intelligence.

Everything good thue until the device (who went by
the name of Karen) seemingly was programmed to
be highly efficient in salary discussions (thus claim-
ing a huge salary for very little work).

Black Fantomex then fired Karen and went for the
- also this a highly compatible device with a boom-
ingly artificial intelligence - computer by the name
of Erin.

The problem with this device was its mannerism
as the computer could mimick any other computer
or human and while doing so it demanded a huge
bonus.

Black Fantomex then married the computer by the
name of Lauren andso they become man and ma-
chine (wife) (!!).

Black Fantomex (Education)

Black Fantomex is over at the Moon having
just this recently enrolled in the 'Supervill-
ain In Deeper Space Program' at the Moon
University. Black Fantomex could so soon
become the ruler of the galaxy (or atleast
the Moon) (!!).

Evenso, conspiracy theorists then started
to disbelieve that Black Fantomex has ever
been up in space and especially not up at
the Moon.

Black Fantomex then starts to make use of
his summer (winter) house up at the Moon
(or atleast more frequently than before) in
a bid to make room for his belief.

But today it's not Moonday as the consp-
iracy theorists starts to disbelieve that
Black Fantomex even exists (!!).

(Oh yeah, Black Fantomex did skip clas-
ses quite systematically but never skip-
ped astronomy class (!!)).

Red Fantomex (New Target)

The dimensional jumping has been stopped
and that with a crisis interpolation of multiple
earths into the one Earth-1218.

The vast multiverse May or May not be of an-
other kind as Red Fantomex draws closer to
the sound of the waggling threshold.

To rectify in patrol Red Fantomex then aligns
to the music once again in this the way of
the garden.

Red Fantomex (Barber Shop)

The 'Eternal Crisis on Multiple Barber Shops'
was commensing with Red Fantomex tieing
the loose ends. Couldn't it be better off on
the 'Stone Age Channel' together with a fri-
sky bear and a lion with a sharks head?

Evenso; the infinite worlds lingered 'Eter-
nal Crisis on Multiple Mordor' but as most
hobit's wanted inter-dimensional independ-
ency these kind of dimensional morphs co-
uldn't be less of an instability.

Finally; what about 'Insectual Crisis on
Multiple Beehaves' or as Santa Claus
himself use to say: 'Intersectional Crisis
on Multiway Behaviour'.

Andso the roster went ruling; BeeQueen,
Fruder, Barber (First Class), Barber (Se-
cond Class), Rose DeWitt-Bukater, Kate
Winslet, and 'Uncoordinate Bearber of
Multitude Crisis' (!!).

Red Fantomex (Fairy Enough)

Red Fantomex, upon going through with cleaning
of his large collection of (oil)lamps, accidentally
conjures two fairies who grants him three wishes.
Red Fantomex used the granted wishes to - at
first - wish for a dimensional portal, secondly a
new universe to travel to, and thirdly a portable
unilever.

Andso Red Fantomex travelled through the newly
aquired dimensional portal ending up in the 'Fairly
World' where he was making a living through the
soap business.

Too bad thue his scientific skills (beliefs) were
marginalized in this world as it was created and
maintained up of magic (!!).

Too good for Red Fantomex as his company ('Yo
Soap Radius') had started to manifacture soap
made up of magic andso sooner or later Red
Fantomex can rule this world too (Foop gets
soap).