Red Fantomex is on his best efforts to propose a petition making the "cloaked" roof
climbers to reveal their secret identity. Many of these then climbed their way to the
Moon (on snakes and ladders (whichever suited best)) andso was not eligible for
this proposed new law. One ardent snakeclimber then took the wrong entry and tra-
velled (by mistake) all the way up in space on a tomato plant. Reaching space the
tomatoes then mutated into killer tomatoes that targeted allbuttheir saviour (the mis-
stepping snakeclimber) in a quest to make everyone in the world taste their pink-
brown (the mutated variant) tomatoes. When Red Fantomex then petitioned for a
non-tomato meal program the mutated tomatoplant then answered that he would
have to convince the whole of space as the tomatoplant had grewn president of the
combined galaxies of T-Max (somewhere close to the Andromeda galaxy(ies)). Red
Fantomex then befest tomato nukes bombarding said galaxies with tomato juice
(straight from Dolmino).
onsdag 25 februari 2026
onsdag 18 februari 2026
Black Fantomex (Theft)
Black Fantomex has been training his entire life for this mastermind
heist that targeted a roof manifacturer. Everything was timed into
perfectness but the eventual outcome from the heist wasn't really
what was expected as Black Fantomex ended up with his own
weight in lobster. Appearantly, someone had hacked Black Fanto-
mex mind and substituted roof for lobster. Black Fantomex then
swiftly updated his mind antivirus protection andso was at it again.
But this new setting was overcalibrated meaning Black Fantomex'
mind now projected the roof manifacturer for the heist (stealing) of
Bromölla. Black Fantomex then teamed up with the counsil of
'Mölla by' in a grand scheme in order to steal the whole of Swed-
en but when the authorities find out about this (and demanded the
matter to be settled in court) Black Fantomex proceeded with the
stealing of Harvard.
heist that targeted a roof manifacturer. Everything was timed into
perfectness but the eventual outcome from the heist wasn't really
what was expected as Black Fantomex ended up with his own
weight in lobster. Appearantly, someone had hacked Black Fanto-
mex mind and substituted roof for lobster. Black Fantomex then
swiftly updated his mind antivirus protection andso was at it again.
But this new setting was overcalibrated meaning Black Fantomex'
mind now projected the roof manifacturer for the heist (stealing) of
Bromölla. Black Fantomex then teamed up with the counsil of
'Mölla by' in a grand scheme in order to steal the whole of Swed-
en but when the authorities find out about this (and demanded the
matter to be settled in court) Black Fantomex proceeded with the
stealing of Harvard.
tisdag 10 februari 2026
Mass Funeral
It's yet another day in 'Not so Paradise' when
madman Con Frinckley kills his niece, uncle,
mother-in-law, and great grandfather. On the
funeral/family reunion he then undertake a
mass shooting andso leaves no relatives be-
hind.
Meanwhile, in a paralell universe, Con Frin-
ckley-2 then kills his relatives at a family re-
union andso leaves their funerals unattest-
ed.
In a third paralell universe, Con Frinckley-3
is about to target four funerals, in a sort of
serie of mass shootings, while he then sca-
venges the graveyard afterwards in a sort
of family reunion.
As with the fourth paralell universe (inhabi-
tet by Con Frinckley-4) this version of Con
Frinckley, working as a cemetary janitor,
gets thwarted by the combined ghosts of
previous mass shootings as they feast on
Con Frinckley (flesh eating zombie-ghosts
from the graveyard) in a sort of grand fa-
mily reunion (united for centuries past).
madman Con Frinckley kills his niece, uncle,
mother-in-law, and great grandfather. On the
funeral/family reunion he then undertake a
mass shooting andso leaves no relatives be-
hind.
Meanwhile, in a paralell universe, Con Frin-
ckley-2 then kills his relatives at a family re-
union andso leaves their funerals unattest-
ed.
In a third paralell universe, Con Frinckley-3
is about to target four funerals, in a sort of
serie of mass shootings, while he then sca-
venges the graveyard afterwards in a sort
of family reunion.
As with the fourth paralell universe (inhabi-
tet by Con Frinckley-4) this version of Con
Frinckley, working as a cemetary janitor,
gets thwarted by the combined ghosts of
previous mass shootings as they feast on
Con Frinckley (flesh eating zombie-ghosts
from the graveyard) in a sort of grand fa-
mily reunion (united for centuries past).
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