fredag 31 oktober 2025

Attack of the Ghouls and Ghosts

It all starts with Niclas III bein' on the rece-
iving end of a detention by the IIA (Interdi-
mensional Intelligence Agency) (located
beyond time) for crimes possibly done in
the future (!!).

Meanwhile, Niclas IV, goes on a well-des-
erved vacation to a limbo-reality but as he
arrives he complains about it not looking
at all like it did in the travelling magazines.

In the meantime, Niclas V, goes on a bo-
dyhunt to be of use as Niclas III and Nic-
las IV's bodyguard but soon goes in hia-
tus when he realize that ghosts don't ne-
ed bodyguards.

At the same time, Niclas III gets bailed
out by Niclas IV (who by now had re-sch-
eduled his vacation target to a premace
beyond time as a quest for an eternal
vacation).

At a soon to be evident time; Niclas V
then arrives as bodyguard for Niclas III
and Niclas IV as zombies is in very mu-
ch need of bodyguards.

Niclas IV, uses money from this time-li-
ne to bail out Niclas III cause past bills
are worth the requested amount for ba-
iling in the vast future.

tisdag 28 oktober 2025

Attack of the Zombie Ghosts

This just in: Zombie Ghosts are attacking New York City in a bid to elect their leader as the new president of the United States. The affairs are then beginning to look apart for each side as the negotiating subsides.

The Zombie Ghosts then demands a soccer team (fully attached with team staff and a home pitch) with the Zombies taking place as the players (making it the first Zombie (Ghost) soccer team). (The Ghost Zombies had the advantage to substitute their undead1 and start with 22 players).2

The Zombie Ghosts then demanded that they will play in the 'Champ Onions League' serving onion potato chips in the kiosk disposed at their homegames.

The Zombie Ghosts then let attack the corpses of' 'Werder Bremen' as they becomes known all over the world as crushers.3

The Zombie Ghosts then attacked the leaning tower in Pisa.

1) You've got 5 real live people to substitute but as the Zombie Ghosts are undead they can let switch players however they want.

2) You've got eleven plus these eleven's eleven apparitions making the team start with 22 players.

3) Also defeating the 'Ottawa Deceased Presidents' (6-1) (coached by Abraham Lincoln); the 'Wisconsin Vampires' (10-2) (whome could only play evening matches but allthewhile was ahead of the curve); and the ''Boston Poltergeists' (11-11) (as they couldn't get the match clock working this game went on for a subtstantial time).

lördag 25 oktober 2025

Black Fantomex (Comedy)

After the recent limitation in the interdimensional travelling algo-
ritm Black Fantomex contacts Dr. John Cleese in the quest of
making comedy more tranquillizationed.

Dr. Cleese then learned Black Fantomex everything about diss-
ecting dolls and telling incest-jokes.

This worked for a while until Red Fantomex decided that Black
Fantomex wasn't funny andso absorbed the quest of bein' funny.

Red Fantomex then got a hit television show, a broadway (com-
edy) musical, a comedy opera, and a 90-minutes stand-up act.

But when about to expand, across the universe, Red Fantomex
didn't know what aliens like comedywise andso once again got
Black Fantomex to be involved in the matter.

Andso Black Fantomex (once again the funnyman) drove his
spaceship right into a hot bright star which then was resurfac-
ed (by some aliens (living in the vicinity)) and cabled out all ov-
er the galaxy.

Dr. John Cleese had by now been appointed research assist-
ant in comedy situated at Alpha Centauri and had by now also
inscribed a position at the 'Alpha Centauri Post' writing about
comedy.

It was at this his new position that Dr. Cleese got to review
and compile his list of the '10,000 Best Galaxy Television Co-
medy Shows' (learning to speak and write in Centaurion) in
the process as he went proclaiming a new type of jokes call-
ed lightyear-jokes (a type of jokes that never will grow old
and boring)).

onsdag 22 oktober 2025

Star Wars: Tales of the Underworld [The Path of Narcissism]

This is Sith Umanopel reaching out to your heir - with Dooku gone you could allthewhile return to the Sith. It was Dooku who betrayed you - not us. You belong to the sharpest and while we could give you endless power stop fooling around with that Jedi padawan.

The Sith's have once again found me, and I'm happily seeking out the path of the Siths ag-ain, and while they think I fool around with a Jedi this Jedi could bring me to the Path and then, when the Path is localized I could train the boy into the way of the Siths as I gain other valuable force bond's via the Path.

Based on your previous endevours - this is not the way - you are a Sith at heart and while protec-ting this boy from the Sith's you've already taken the first footsteps in this apprentice way to the Jedi. Surrender the boy to us and let join the Sith's once again.

I have done nothing to escurce this boy's Jedi training. The boy is powerful yet alone and could be the next great Sithlord. Saying this, the Path could lead us to several other youths that we could take amends.

You still continue to ascribe me, what if these young Jedi's turn against us! I do not fear the Jedi but you need to respect their power - a power that originally belongs to us!

I had never allowed myself to slay my own people, as I showed with my time with Dooku, I've always been loyal to the Sith's cause but my time with the Nightsisters, and the Jedi Pathsearch, has given me perspective. Why not gather as much force as possible uniting the Sith's ruthless-ness, the Jedi's trust for knowledge, and the Nightsisters magic spellfounds. Together, we, or I, could become the mightiest in the universe.

torsdag 16 oktober 2025

Black Fantomex (Professor Mortem)

Black Fantomex is once again in for a crime spree
through space and time andso orders a new sofa
(to rest inbetween inter-dimensional quests) from
the furnishing store right over the street.

Turns out the sofa was actually an inter-dimensio-
nal sofa inwhich you could travel in space and time.
To bad thue that Black Fantomex forgets about the
installation procedure andso was forced to not kn-
ow how to install it.

But this was before Black Fantomex found the man-
ual inbetween some pads in the inter-dimensional
sofa.

Evenso the new sofa failed to connect with its funct-
ioning Black Fantomex tries for the (local) handyman
but as he knew nothing about sofas Black Fantomex
then instigate further search inamongst a bed store.

As it seemed, no luck was materializing here ei-
ther andso Black Fantomex searched for its origin
in a theoretical physics department at a nearby
university but the only one to know anything ab-
out interdimensional travelling was a now decea-
sed professor.

Luckily thue, the professor, now a professor emer-
itus mortem was located at a nearby afterlife insti-
tution.

lördag 11 oktober 2025

Black Fantomex (Gigaverse)

Black Fantomex had searched everywhere andso,
finally; got to experience his maiden universe on-
ce again.

Red Fantomex had visited every imaginable uni-
verse andso, finally; got to experience all possib-
le versions of his self.

Black Fantomex had joined parties everywhere
tilso, finally; got to explore the vast megaverse.

Red Fantomex had reenacted universes here
and there quiteso, finally; gets to explore the
full megaverse.

Black Fantomex then stood infront of the gig-
averse (meaning his quest was far from ended).

Red Fantomex then stood grounds by the giga-
verse (meaning his quest was not finished yet).

söndag 5 oktober 2025

Super Best Friends Forever [Con the Missionaire]

During times of despair and mayhem - one thing that usually stands in the way of peace - the release of Con Frinckley from the super secure prison unit at the New Zeeland capital Wellington - is this time around pretty harmless as Con Frinckley, although still preaching the evil deeds, has gone on to become a war preacher (missionarie) - travelling the vast Earth in tutoring the ways of the evil but without any real evil first hand action.

Even so, the worlds superhero rescuers (the 'Super Best Friends Forever' (Moses; Santa Claus; Rod Ferrell; Wagner)) have timed in on Frinckley and will see if he can live up to his premace of just preaching evil and to see if they can discourage him (even more so).

But when Con Frinckley's whereabouts was about to be pinpointed1 he had four tracking signatures given at a specific time leading the 'Super Best Friends Forever' to assume that Con Frinckley had cloned himself (!!).

The 'Super Best Friends Forever' then split up to lead a one-on-one mission to go try and overhaul Con Frinckley which probably could be done without him makin' to much of a fuzzle.

Moses would make amends with the one Con Frinckley from the Sara-desert giving him a 'Bible' to let him preach the right way.

Sanat Claus would go see the one Con Frinckley from New Zeeland giving him a wrapped up 'Bible' to let him know the right way.

Rod Ferrell would use his embollage for darkness to let Con Frinckley read from the 'Bible' on dark winter evenings and Wagner would so use his skills with the piano to let some moody tunes chimed in while Con Frinckley reads the 'Bible'.

Everything so seems to be at hand when an alarm rings at the 'Super Best Friends Forever's headquarter - seemingly - Con Frinckley is at it again this time at 16 different targets having been recalculated by the huge computer, after bein' fixed by the hand of a computer expert, now bein' able to co-unt to 16.2

The new computer then learns to divide with 4 and while it is doing so the 'Super Best Friends Forever' once again stands in front of four different Con Frinckleys but while overclocking the huge (super)-computer the integer of four got divided by four again andso Con Frinckley is once again constrained to a single subject.

The one (less harmful) Con Frinckley was then apprehended by a Christmas visit at his prime locat-ion in the darkest time of year while Wagner plays the tune of the 'Clone-Master Aria' (!!).

1) Using the 'Super Best Friends Forever's' huge computer.

2) The former version of the (malfunctioning) computer could only count to four (!!).

Red Fantomex (The Holy Birth)

Red Fantomex is travelling to another sequence (of life) to better grasp the fertility rates at his ma- iden planet. After ending up in a...