Black Fantomex (The Art of Travelling)

Black Fantomex is seeing his path "intruded" w/
a lot of kittens.

Black Fantomex travels with his ubiguously stat-
ed time-machine but then got traded off his path
as the machine used drunken kittens as its fuel.

Black Fantomex then travels to the art world but
goes heywire when the art collegium sets up his
time-machine (a travel for two kittens) for pro-
spect.

Black Fantomex si sooner on his awy to teh den-
tist when 'Surfer Cats from Saturn' ihts him from
outre line of time.

Black Fantomex so next travel to his serial kil-
ler madness entropia when his time-machine
is being used as a slaying (killing) machine kil-
ling multiple kittens before lunch.

Black Fantomex is a travelling word with his
new seeven kittens to a an kittensdimension.

Black Fantomex (Father's Day)

Set in a future era Donald Trump has been re-elected
for a record 54th time by the United States govern-
ment (yes, they changed the constitution).

As a recent new-election, Donald Trump then is about
to be "crowned" ruler of the U.S once again if he had
not miraculously died (just when Florida's votes was
bein' counted).

And in a change in the constitution the new president
in such a case becomes the deceased presidents fat-
her (inversed succession).

As such Dave Trump got elected the new president -
if it wasn't for his rotten corpse decaying the 'White
House'.

Andso Dave Trump was voted off his "thrown" (in an
impeachment) but when it was known that Dave Tr-
ump was promised the presidency in a 'Father's Day'
gift many years ago (when both Trump's were still
alive) the judge of the impeachment went cancelled.

This was in effect some months when a new impea-
chment went in place and this time the impeachment
was (to be) declared a degradation of Dave Trump's
presidency.

But in a strange coincidence 'Mother's Day' was to be
this exact date and as Dave Trump (Dina Trump) had
underwent a sex change (finalized just day's before)
he (she) sure couldn't be stripped off his duty on 'Mo-
ther's Day' (!!).

That's when Dave Trump and Dina Trump (reunited
on the upcoming Christmas) went ahead and adop-
ted Black Fantomex.

Planet Phyno [The (Un)abbreviated Twist]

There was only twelth of 'em in total but these the NEW resistance forces did fare quite well as they fortresses upon Resulfa. There was Jhonny Bloomingfield, a highly intelligent man that did not succomb until he was hit by a regression spell andso drowned in his bathtub. Moreover, there was Little Bloomingstreet, a combat angel resurrected some twenty times but eventually got to be deceased by his own disability to countdown his resurrections. There was also Minit Bloominghaven, a man of his word but eventually falling victim to the erasure of his vocal chords followed in rank by another one man, known only as Blooming, as he went talked by the talk in that he fell victim to his own speech (mortal) acts.

Another ones hurling the (defensive) positions in Resulfa was Mr. Bloomingsanct responsible for the death of several enemy fleets but who then went killed when he forgot to knockout his last opponent and got hit by a walking stick for his last health point(s). Likewise - Sir Bloomingsanct defensive acts was much to the joy of everyone on the table but he ultimatedly succombed when a cross between a fly and a worm got the best of his act when the wormfly was flying up to the head of him and then crawled inside to feast on his brain.

It was to the detriment of Ms Bloomingsanct inthat her heartache over the lost husband got her involved in a sex change init becoming the new Mr. Bloomingsanct; only to then begin to experiment on her mutant abilities to be turned into a part werewolf part worm, a worewolf, in that this combo animal one part was feasting at fullmoon night while the other half of it didn't shrive in cold (winter evening) surroundings, causing a conflict leading to her (his) death.

To better fascilitate their armies oneanother Bloomingherd was biten by mutated (50 feet) bedbugs when he decided to scorge the battlefield from within his bed. This was a bed that couldn't count on giving any space missions quite to the contrary of Bloomingbell's bed that got included in a space mission blooming with rockets destined to take down the opposive forces only to see Bloomingbell oversleep the battle and then bein' killed in her dream.

The other one12 then went into a barbiewired hotspot intended by the opposing forces as a strike on fictional characters (as a whole) when he then got his head wiped out by a bombmounted mobile phone intended for Ken (the doll) but instead striking this the other one. (Ken (the doll), relivening as a part of the defensive forces, then was taken out by a toy character strike force after being mixing it up to resurface as a part Ken (doll) and part Drama Man (doll)).3

All-in-all the engineer4 of the defensive forces one day, as he supposedly could make a move with his techwizardry, decided to build the ultimate war (doomsday) weapon. This machine thue went hacked (by the offensive forces) andso the vindicated engineer was trapped within his own machine and with the only provision described as some cuban liquorice cigars - he soon got to taste deadly decease.

Yet as of yet, the defensive forces saw the detrimice of yet their most advanced tech warrior (Mikita Bloomingday) of recent time as the tech warrior drew his force from stones enlined in specific positions. These formations once got "overflowed" by some stones from the stone age (and some from the middle age) and as these new stones didn't work the same way as the "force stones" Mikita was mistakingly eaten alive by a large anthropomorphic fork.

1) Just the other one (not to be confused with the deceased 'choosen one').

2) Bloomingone.

3) Action Man's twin who rather gives the talk of the talk than combating (much to the agrin of the defensive forces as he was taken out in a 'Channel 6' (action) movie night).

4) Enjin Bloominglake.

Banquet 9 from Outer Space

Banquet 1 from Outer Space was actually Niclas
III (IIA's (Interdimensional Intelligence Agents)
Most Wanted Meals).

Banquet 2 from Outer Space was the meal con-
sisting of the previously illegal to hunt alien
creature Morgon.

Banquet 3 from Outer Space included Niclas V
gatecrushing the festivities on Morgon.

Banquet 4 from Outer Space was interchanged
for the 50 foot ant polo hot seat just next to the
king of Abbudeckum.

Banquet 5 from Outer Space could be seen as
a comfort-meal for all space-tourists not finding
their home ever again crashing their spaceship
in a head-on collision with another spacecraft
(when are the space traffic ever to include sep-
arate lanes for opposite traffic).

Banquet 6 from Outer Space showcases meals
consisting of pills as Niclas VI enjoyed a buffee.

Banquet 7 from Outer Space is the hoom(i)e of
Niclas IV who went to Fruxadol to begin an ali-
en race-change transforming from a human to
a Fruxadolian.

Banquet 8 from Outer Space should've been
tested on mice from outer space (Mars).

Banquet 9 from Outer Space was reschedul-
ed for a fifty-fourth time due to heavy (acid)
rain (when are the banquets ever including
a (closable) roof that can protect from acid).

Planet Phyno [Clone War]

War is rising in the galaxies located near the Planet Phyno as the last warriors of the resistance is feigned off by Professor Phyno as the offensive forces turn their guts to the next common interfaces in the vicinity of the local galaxies already beseiged.

Cracatoa1 is the next planet to go and to not goto as a big spaghettimonster erupts from within the coding of the landing sequence of the large spaceship of the professor as this coding could've gone either worse of better.

Professor Phyno hadn't even finished his dinner2 when he was taken, by an act intended to surprise him, to a large military uprising corridor full to the brink with soldiers looking exactly like him. As these clone warriors wears not just your commando strategima but also your traits these warriors will effectivilize your army immensively; he was told.

Criscutusia is next going down3, and this with a hasty procedure, as the professor is testing his new clone army. These warriors is based on a human model (the professor) filled to the brink with high-tech weapons. Especially its lasso gun which shoots grain electric spaghetti was a success within the gadgets of this new army.

Professor Phyno had just finished his dinner when he ordered a new slaughter, this time on the forces gathered in and around Myskoligina, as the offensive forces had started to expand their territory to include other galaxies. By this pace, his commanding military leaders trusted in him, we could seize the whole universe in about 100 years (!!).

Andso with Myskoligina on the other end of the spaghetti,4 so to speak, the offensive forces this time had included meat balls (bowles stuck with fairy tale limbs rolled to perfection to be cast upon unknowing enemies). Within the power of these bowles the perfect end to the dinner always wayed for the offensive forces.

But the defensive forces had one last trumph card upon their sleeve, meaning the resurrection of the previous fallen hero named only the 'Choosen One'. With this marchent hero in their army they could perhaps yield resistance over the outnumbering offensive forces.

But the crusade went on, as the allies conquering the next great planet of Helgion,5 with seemingly no one (to) stop 'em forces as they had yet a new weapon to their disposal. Without this weapon the offensive forces could never've reached all the way to the 'Choosen One's' whereabouts in that they followed through on a 'spaghetti force bound'6 between Professor Phyno and the 'Choosen One'.

With the offensive forces turning their sight to the planet which holds the 'Choosen One' the defensive forces saw through to have their ancient warrior cloned just in time for the inevitable war. But the forces of the defensive might couldn't really have a say in this battle as they mistakingly went proceeded with the cloning of this planet's leader's pet turtle instead of the 'Choosen One'.

Andso the 'Choosen One' was slayed again.7

1) ~11,750,000,000,000 casualties.

2) Linguine (spaghetti).

3) ~9,875,000,000,000 casualties.

4) ~17,050,000,000,000 casualties.

5) ~34,150,000,000,000 casualties.

6) One another one in the current end of the pasta unification.

7) Upon defending his forces at the planet of Nanjako in a blood bath sheding between 70-80 trillion casualties.

Planet Phyno [The Choosen One]

Up at the caiserdome of impending greatness, at planet Phyno, Professor Phy Noa commands his kingdom of greater bewits. The whereabouts of this land is a stranger to all mankind but it's probably located near a neutron star in the galaxy of 'Moonboots'.

This area is supposed to be peaceful but rumours stand that the Phyno government and militia once had some disputes with the sourrounding liveforms in neighbourhood galaxies but that they were ever since taken care of by Professor Phy Noa (and his army).

But evidence comes sparely in cases like this as the weightlessness of the any matter easily gets trapped in a black hole, so to speak, but isn't it evidence enough that no other advanced civilization is located in this epithome from a rich plethora of aliens haranging the nearby galaxies just a couple celestials before now.

Rumour swirlves that Professor Phy Noa is no nice man. From torture from black mail from armed robbery from serial murder Phy Noa is perceptive yet might be knowable if it just wasn't for his asassination plots on anyone that might come in his way.

And this man - the Phy Noa as he names - has a lot of firepower to his will with every newly conquered land (planet) willfully or not assimilates their forces to him. And those who refuses is effectively taken care off by the hands of Phy Noa's monsterarmy.

But as the tale goes Phy Noa's military devices and operators is more than sufficient to conquer just anyone seeking resistance as he purportedly has a large lazer cannon known to crush planets in an instant.123

But as the legend goes - one of the few surivors not being executed by the unstoppable forces of Phy Noa was and is the man that is just knowned as the 'Choosen One'.

The 'Choosen One' is a legit of a warrior as he seemingly could take on thousands of enemies at the same coexisting time and in some circles he was knowned as a God almost of total invinsibility (!!).

The 'Choosen One' was, if the hearsay is correct, hiding on Planet Resulfa in a twin galaxy to Planet Phyno where he trained to become a master warrior all aligned to his handbook ('Omnipotency for the Masses).

Andso when the time is right the 'Choosen One' would liberate the nearby cluster of galaxies with his bare hands (he didn't even have gloves (or shoes) on him) and make vanish of Phy Noa's regime and his army contingents (close to a trillion subjects).

But let not be too downhearted by the fact that the 'Choosen One' is totally alone as he has a 'state of the art' star cruiser that has been in use for several billions of years and is still going strong - or at least it is still going.

Andso, with all the nearby star systems on his shoulders the 'Choosen One' scurches through the galaxies and as he is about to save the galaxy he get's shot down and killed by a stardestroyer several lightyears afrom Planet Phyno.

1) As he did on Tarcula (~3,500,000,000,000 casualties).

2) And as he did in the concentration camp on Septulsa (~1,750,000,000,000 causalties).

3) And as so at Rquel inwhich he slaughtered ~8,500,000,000,000 inhabitants while also cutting their planet in half).

Super Best Friends Forever [Time Bandits (Santa-centric)]

Con Frinckley is once again at it using his powerbots to create mischief and havoc, not just to your average nowatime Earth, but to various alternate timelines got galloping. Luckily for mother or gra-ndmother (or grandgrandmother) Earth the 'Super Best Friends Forever' (Wagner; Moses; Rod Ferrell; Santa Claus) is here to save the day.

Or atleast Santa Claus, who is the only one of the contingents who own a real-life time-machine and as he won't let Wagner use it because he had icecream within it to lot; and as Moses was to fragile to let go by the time-machine; and as Rod Ferrell had the motion flu; the team was left with Santa Claus to perhaps save the day (!!).

Santa Claus so, upon hearing that Con Frinckley was at it in the fourteenth century, wasted no time to travel in time to said date. But before Santa Claus could deter Con Frinckley the masses gather around to burn Santa Claus out of wizard conspiracies. Santa Claus answered by giving away a toy model of the time-machine to the conquistadors which led the conspiracies to revolve around time-travelling instead.

The hunt through time so went on as the next hot tip to secure Con Frinckley was in early sixteenth century which was then printed as Santa Claus' time-machine's next destination. But before Santa Claus could deter Con Frinckley he was in for the masses to cater the giftbearing although only con-centrating on the vicinity of Europe and asthus Con Frinckey went hiding in America (or atleast in the tribes of former America).

Next destination on the hunt for Con Frinckley was late nineteenth century which was also the place where Santa Claus delivered his first real, handmade, Christmas gift. Maybe if Santa Claus could perhaps lure Con Frinckley in to enjoy the festivities for "a very first thing" he could perhaps be tur-ned over to Santa's side. Con Frinckley thue, was a hard shell to break andso he had plans of his own to lure Santa Claus over to the dark side by giving him his first real, handcrafted, poison use.

Poison, Christmas gifts, or no lot at all as Con Frinckley then was next seen in the mid twentysec-ond century and here he used his RoboCon to extravenge war upon all time-lines. Santa Claus then answered by using his own RoboSanta to produce well-functioning travelling inbetween the vast time-lines.

The RoboCon of Con Frinckley and the RoboSanta of Santa Claus was then hooking up with each other creating RoboInfs that when they grew up should all be travelling around the vast time-lines defending the world against RoboCons (as RoboSantas) or infusing the worlds as RoboCons.

What If? (Niclas VI)

'What If Old Papa Smurf wasn't created by Peyo?'

'What If Niclas VI was created by Peyo?'

'What If the Smurfs were created by Gargamel?'

'What If the Smurfs were talking in English?'

'What If the Smurfs were created by Niclas VI?'

'What If the Smurfs were recreated in present time?'

'What If Niclas VI was actually Gargamel?'

'What If Niclas VI did travel back to his enchante?'