Planet Phyno [Clone War]

War is rising in the galaxies located near the Planet Phyno as the last warriors of the resistance is feigned off by Professor Phyno as the offensive forces turn their guts to the next common interfaces in the vicinity of the local galaxies already beseiged.

Cracatoa1 is the next planet to go and to not goto as a big spaghettimonster erupts from within the coding of the landing sequence of the large spaceship of the professor as this coding could've gone either worse of better.

Professor Phyno hadn't even finished his dinner2 when he was taken, by an act intended to surprise him, to a large military uprising corridor full to the brink with soldiers looking exactly like him. As these clone warriors wears not just your commando strategima but also your traits these warriors will effectivilize your army immensively; he was told.

Criscutusia is next going down3, and this with a hasty procedure, as the professor is testing his new clone army. These warriors is based on a human model (the professor) filled to the brink with high-tech weapons. Especially its lasso gun which shoots grain electric spaghetti was a success within the gadgets of this new army.

Professor Phyno had just finished his dinner when he ordered a new slaughter, this time on the forces gathered in and around Myskoligina, as the offensive forces had started to expand their territory to include other galaxies. By this pace, his commanding military leaders trusted in him, we could seize the whole universe in about 100 years (!!).

Andso with Myskoligina on the other end of the spaghetti,4 so to speak, the offensive forces this time had included meat balls (bowles stuck with fairy tale limbs rolled to perfection to be cast upon unknowing enemies). Within the power of these bowles the perfect end to the dinner always wayed for the offensive forces.

But the defensive forces had one last trumph card upon their sleeve, meaning the resurrection of the previous fallen hero named only the 'Choosen One'. With this marchent hero in their army they could perhaps yield resistance over the outnumbering offensive forces.

But the crusade went on, as the allies conquering the next great planet of Helgion,5 with seemingly no one (to) stop 'em forces as they had yet a new weapon to their disposal. Without this weapon the offensive forces could never've reached all the way to the 'Choosen One's' whereabouts in that they followed through on a 'spaghetti force bound'6 between Professor Phyno and the 'Choosen One'.

With the offensive forces turning their sight to the planet which holds the 'Choosen One' the defensive forces saw through to have their ancient warrior cloned just in time for the inevitable war. But the forces of the defensive might couldn't really have a say in this battle as they mistakingly went proceeded with the cloning of this planet's leader's pet turtle instead of the 'Choosen One'.

Andso the 'Choosen One' was slayed again.7

1) ~11,750,000,000,000 casualties.

2) Linguine (spaghetti).

3) ~9,875,000,000,000 casualties.

4) ~17,050,000,000,000 casualties.

5) ~34,150,000,000,000 casualties.

6) One another one in the current end of the pasta unification.

7) Upon defending his forces at the planet of Nanjako in a blood bath sheding between 70-80 trillion casualties.