tisdag 15 september 2026

Red Fantomex (GTO)

Red Fantomex is under his newwon
tutelage recognizing the outtakes of
his 'Gauss Travel Operation'.

Nextup his lamphage overrides his
near interceptibility as he is under
a 'Gigantic Triss Overtyr'.

As if ever this was to be seen as an
identical motorbeem of the scintilla-
ting 'Geld Turnover Okkham'.

The course went clear when the
next middleton got his middletone
of an invincible 'Gulf Tournament
Oscillator'.

söndag 6 september 2026

Flying Cap

Having been reborned again in a reflection
of a mirror Mustard Man is again breaking
havoc. But when trying to bomb a kindergar-
ten school he was showned life in the re-
flection of a mobile phone.

The bombing so existed just as a reflection
in a mirror - so the evasive force of the
reflection from the mobile phone, at first
thought to be the trigger to the bomb, bro-
ught the cap of Mustard Man into a bomb-
shelter.

Andso the flying cap went from school to
school in a way of a totem to protect aga-
inst Mustard Man.

måndag 31 augusti 2026

Rösti

Raw rösti or bratwurst rösti - you decide!

On the 13th of September it's once again time for Rösti -- where the next Rösti alternative1 will be decided by votation.

You could lay your vote on religious Rösti --- where the meal will be served w/o any supplementory meat --- environmental Rösti --- where the meal will only feature 'Nypotatoes' --- right-wing Rösti --- where the potato variant 'Blue Kongo' will be disobeyed --- feministic Rösti --- where the meal will only feature female potatoes --- left-wing Rösti --- inwhich the Rösti will be served in any public sector or institution2 --- pirate Rösti --- which will feature Rösti directly from your neighbours Rösti-tree --- center-Rösti --- which will only feature Rösti from its origins in Switzerland --- communistic Rösti --- inwhich Rösti will be the only dish featured (in any available market) --- Ny Rösti --- where all Rösti will be served while bearing accompanied "funnyhats" --- Tech Rösti --- where instrumental cooking show's3 decide on a range of experimental ways to cook and serve Rösti --- elderly Rösti --- inwhich the Rösti is to be served ice cold --- fascist Rösti --- where all leftover Rösti will be sent to Jamaica --- Nazi Rösti --- where all4 out of date-Rösti will be sent away to test facilities.5

The excitement is gregorious as the 13th of September draws to a close but with the number counted and the new Rösti out to be unveiled the votation ends without anyone reaching majority.6

This was then solved by (re)inventing potato buns to be served with bacon in every school and regional healthcare institution at the summer months in all Switzerland districts :-)

Andso the new Rösti is here!!7

1) To be featured in all 'Hemköp' and 'ICA' stores as the "main" Rösti.

2) And not just in designated hyper (super)- markets.

3) Coming to 'Netflix' this winter.

4) Dead or alive.

5) Takin' care of by the 'Trashman'.

6) With the right-wing Rösti at 20%; the left-wing Rösti at 20%, center-Rösti 10%, and the environmental Rösti at 5%.

7) If you live in Switzerland that is.

lördag 18 juli 2026

Site-specific Lo

Red Fantomex is on a quest to lo-Kate Win-
slet even if there's a schifi-story going on
elsewhere.

The lo-story starring Winslet leads to her
pairing in the next high-story.

The location of the story is nomore set at a
wedding but at a distant space several sto-
ries from here.

How do you locate this the highestory inbet-
ween the loosetory?

tisdag 7 juli 2026

Site-specific Place

Black Fantomex is in the hunt for a
site-specific library as he unchecks
all libraries in the galaxy.

As he enters his next library on his
quest he encounters a site-specific
cow. The cow was the only cow in
the galaxy. Black Fantomex was
feasting on the ocw.

Later in the evening Black Fanto-
mex encountered a (site-specific)
cow brain as his search got subs-
tituted with site-specific m-elk.

All-in-all - Black Fantomex was/is
a site-specific villain.

söndag 28 juni 2026

The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy (The Third Best Hospital in the Galaxy)

The Third Best Hospital in the Galaxy

[Abstract]
Klak and Sleech welcomes eachother at the site of the second best hospital in the galaxy and then goes through todays medical examinations and surgeries. Sooner it becomes evident that a mysterious man at first sight suffering from delusions in the particularly seldom outcome of believing he is the president of the United States.1

It lately becomes known that it's Dr. Azel that has sent it to Sleech and Klak as the man vied for to be transported to the 'White House' and on top of that he is outraged that his face is not on any cir-culated coins andso tries to steal Dr. Azel's assetts painting his face all over her bills.

By the time the patient gets to Sleech and Klak his conditions has, for better or worse, been evolut-ed to question his whereabout and stating that he is a doctor.2 Thinking that he might actually be a real doctor as he shows his medical license it sooner comes to Sleech and Klak's knowing that it is a fake license.

Both (real) doctors now had the psychiatric diagnose of psychopathy ready to seal the case but som-ething striked the doctors to not shrub off their patient that easily.

The man (patient) had seemingly lately been seened as much younger to the extant that the protago-nist doctors questioned whether Azel had reinstitutionalized the patient and had given him plastic surgery but a brief call to Azel did confirm that he has not been under Azel's care since last time (when he was moved to Sleech and Klak's hospital).

Strikingly, the patient grows his presence to be set younger and younger without the doctors really knows how this could be happening and why. The patient, know under the intence unit then claims he is as good as ever in the martial arts.3

Once again, now under the combined scrutiny of Azel, Sleech, and Klak the trio begins to be really worried but Azel then comforts the others that he must be under the spell of a second persona (the fighter) not aligned to his other persona the doctor. Not that you can't combine the two endevours but not in the way of declaring the premises of a hospital as a way if practicing martial arts and especially not if you're supposed to be a doctor.

Next day, still with the doctor/martial art performer still lingering more questions for every day ano-ther peculiar man is entering the premace of the hospital seemingly under the legitimace of knowing the man/patient but not wanting to reveal his true connection to the patient.

The man so describes his whereabouts of getting a call from the patient but now can't ever identify the man as the mans status is escalating to talking in riddles and playing with toy horses in his hosp-ital room.

The man then stops walking and talking allltogether and just sleeps and screams in his bed until he then, in a brief moment seemingly addressing the man guesting the patient at the hospital, expresses a semi-clear 'I am your father!'.

Dr. Klak then identifies the man's outcry as both the last words of an antagonist and the first words of a toddler.

Even if the man visiting the patient hardly could believe his eyes the effort of Dr. Sleech then comes up with the cardiac that the patient suffers from a rare condition knowned as an astute version of a regression; more futile and overwhelming, as it effects the physical nature of its subject, than a regressive phase usually manifests.

Knowing this, and under the belief that the guest visiting the patient must be the patients son, Dr. Azel now recognize the pattern andso, if the diagnose is correct, warns the others that the man will continue to regress until he dies (unborn).

Azel further states that if the patient could get a new heart the man/patient will go back to his norm-al posture of age and physics and as the patients son informs the other of a dead relative that would suit just perfectly for a heart transplantation.

And after this - the hospital went into third place in the count as it was becoming a bad 'Grey's Ana-tomy' parody!

1) I am the president of the United States!

2) I am a doctor!

3) I am skilled at martial arts!

torsdag 25 juni 2026

Space Sharks

The space sharks are already leaching in
outer space a couple of light-tomorrow's
away. This is sharks not only passing by
in the 'Milky Way' but in the whole of the
multiverse.

The space cows are instead leaching in
outer Skara.

What if the space sharks were totally
made of cotton on the verge of a coot?

(The pirates of the Dar Es Saalam could
be in for cutsy sharks eating their gho-
ulds.)

No Sark villagers were villainous in the
making of this story.

Red Fantomex (GTO)

Red Fantomex is under his newwon tutelage recognizing the outtakes of his 'Gauss Travel Operation'. Nextup his lamphage overri...