Rösti

Raw rösti or bratwurst rösti - you decide!

On the 13th of September it's once again time for Rösti -- where the next Rösti alternative1 will be decided by votation.

You could lay your vote on religious Rösti --- where the meal will be served w/o any supplementory meat --- environmental Rösti --- where the meal will only feature 'Nypotatoes' --- right-wing Rösti --- where the potato variant 'Blue Kongo' will be disobeyed --- feministic Rösti --- where the meal will only feature female potatoes --- left-wing Rösti --- inwhich the Rösti will be served in any public sector or institution2 --- pirate Rösti --- which will feature Rösti directly from your neighbours Rösti-tree --- center-Rösti --- which will only feature Rösti from its origins in Switzerland --- communistic Rösti --- inwhich Rösti will be the only dish featured (in any available market) --- Ny Rösti --- where all Rösti will be served while bearing accompanied "funnyhats" --- Tech Rösti --- where instrumental cooking show's3 decide on a range of experimental ways to cook and serve Rösti --- elderly Rösti --- inwhich the Rösti is to be served ice cold --- fascist Rösti --- where all leftover Rösti will be sent to Jamaica --- Nazi Rösti --- where all4 out of date-Rösti will be sent away to test facilities.5

The excitement is gregorious as the 13th of September draws to a close but with the number counted and the new Rösti out to be unveiled the votation ends without anyone reaching majority.6

This was then solved by (re)inventing potato buns to be served with bacon in every school and regional healthcare institution at the summer months in all Switzerland districts :-)

Andso the new Rösti is here!!7

1) To be featured in all 'Hemköp' and 'ICA' stores as the "main" Rösti.

2) And not just in designated hyper (super)- markets.

3) Coming to 'Netflix' this winter.

4) Dead or alive.

5) Takin' care of by the 'Trashman'.

6) With the right-wing Rösti at 20%; the left-wing Rösti at 20%, center-Rösti 10%, and the environmental Rösti at 5%.

7) If you live in Switzerland that is.