söndag 30 mars 2025

Red Fantomex (Burrowing)

Elves, robots, Steven Seagal, a murderous
tonkey-truck, a blooming Sedan, and a firey
potato all had gotten diversed into a sand-
storm in Western U-town.

But it was Red Fantomex who saved all the
broccoli brains from a certain death in
an arson.

Black Fantomex was caught in traffic as the
dust settled.

fredag 28 mars 2025

Black Fantomex (Ladonia)

While Black Fantomex had some problems conqu-
ering the world in which he's in he soon found relin-
quish by the prospects of the combined land of Am-
erica.

But since Amerigo went Vespucchi this land co-
uldn't be included for either rent, steal, loan, or
purchase andso Black Fantomex had to go try el-
sewhere.

Black Fantomex then tried with the United States
but since the only thing Donald Trump could give
Black Fantomex was a position as a dish washer
in the White House Black Fantomex had to go try
elsewhere.

Black Fantomex then tried with the Kingdom of
Liechtenstein but since the income taxes on here
is adaptively low Black Fantomex didn't go thro-
ugh with this claim.

Black Fantomex then aquired Ladonia.

torsdag 27 mars 2025

Red Fantomex (In-Between)

In-between the 'Badger Street' Red Fantomex
had started a barbeque. Noone was invited
and noone participated. After a while the nerd-
ophase went dippin' and the beyond of eternity
went metaphysical. Noone is no longer at the
'Badger-Badger Street' nomore.

tisdag 25 mars 2025

Star Wars: Tales of the Empire [The Path of Frustration]

Spurring some time since Nadura and the New Republic paid visit to Corvus - Morgan Elsbeth has since expanded her landplaces to also include several nearby planets.1

What's not more of her tyranni she managed to seal her lot in the new gigantic galactic lottery2, that could potentially yield new driods, lands and vessels. These lotteries actually was as suitable as it could be for "the people" of the galaxy as it could be included as a bonus for entire planets (settlements) even if just one region wins.

But what she don't know is that her Tie Defender, now leaving its prototype status and instead gaining full viability, serves as the grand prize of this lottery. It's alas true that this lottery could immense material needed for long survival (not just for her "kingdom" but for herself in person).

Outraged3 that her prototype has been stolen Elsbeth suddenly turns ill in an anxious spell.

In a quest of not better knowledge Elsbeth is taken to nearby Starasul for further commensing and care over her predicament as the doctors of this planet is known for their care for people with a variable empowerish of the force.

Elsbeth now got the choice to take the blue pill, which would cater and replenish her in about half an hour; or she could take the pink pill that will, not just replenish her, but also grant her more stable with the force.

Elsbeth then, in a furry of mistempt frustration, takes them both killing her in an appledged overdose.

1 Kalam; Potemp; Farky; and some minor settlements.

2 As expanded galaxy-wise from its base in Cantonica.

3 Devastated (??).

söndag 23 mars 2025

To Be Released

Black Fantomex took a day off writing his commands. Over time he began
to transgress from feeding kittens his mutant energizer to feeding police of-
ficers his mutant energizer to create a corrupt mutant workforce available
for his commands.

No kittens was hurt writing this story but Black Fantomex got a headache.
His head was then screwed off his body putting it in a glas jar of whisk-
as silently blowing out his mind until he became a kitten zombie hunting
other kittens to create an army of willful subjects to erase the memory
off the corrupt mutant workforce.

This was then aided by instilling the tiger-virus into the kittens making
'em sing 'Eye of the Tiger' performing it live at Madison Square Garden.
The mutant police force then sang 'Tiger Has a Thing for Me' by Gullan
Bornemark released in the coming day (Vinyl and Compact Disc).

fredag 21 mars 2025

Black Fantomex (Happening)

Black Fantomex has just this recently
killed 14 people in a stabbing free but
allthewhile enabling it as art to get a
bye from the authorities.

What he couldn't account for was the
(re)labling of the art piece into DaDA
art - as thus then the art piece got
squerreled as an antique object.

Black Fantomex then remodelled the
art piece into an happening andso
the killing went materialized.

onsdag 19 mars 2025

Jultomten iiiiiiiiiiiii Santa Claus' Mansion

Santa Claus has always had problems with his luxurious mansion; weren't it some naughty children, the North Pole authorities, or the Russian mob that had all been burning it down over the years. In fact - coming into 2103 - the mansion had been burned down 84 times (!!).

And this year was no exception as, this time, some outlanders1 had travelled to North Pole only for the mission to burn down Santa Claus' mansion.

But this year Santa Claus is prepared (!!) having bought some paint and, in a quest of repainting his house, had made his house into an abstract painting (with lots of colours and, moreover, mixes of colours on top of eachother) with an effort to make it unrecognized to the vandals (!!).

This worked quite ok, as it actually stood for the entirety of this years festivities, but since the burndown also generated much noise in the perimeters Santa was actually downheart that noone had burned it down. And so Santa Claus burned it down himself (!!!).2

Once the mansion then finally was rebuilt Santa Claus then, next year,3 sprayed his mansion with water making it, in a homeopathic stance, marked by a type of performance and thus making it harder to burn down without making the performance obsolete (!!).

In the next take, making it even harder to burn down, the mansion got transformed to a made site-specific installation,4 and as thus the authorities of the North Pole then made it art to make the vandals go past.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

1 This had all gone down in reminisc of the Gavle-goat.

2 But not before moving his toy manifacturing to offshore manifacturers.

3 2104.

4 In a sort of fluxus artpiece.

måndag 17 mars 2025

Super Best Friends Forever [Serial Connected Con]

Con Frinckley has once again been standing in the way of world peace nowathen invading Greenland with his miniature versions (50+) of himself. The world's hope once again spells 'Super Best Friends Forever' (Wagner; Rod Ferrell; Santa Claus; Moses).

At first Con Frinckley couldn't be found this time either until Santa Claus used his thingymajingy 'Naughtylist Inclusioneer Searcher' to pinpoint Con Frinckley's whereabouts to somewhere in Greenland.

Nextup Rod Ferrell tried to use his knowledge of 'inner psych circles' to pinpoint Con Frinckley to Greenlands capital 'Nuuk' (!!).

This was a somewhat of a minimizer but further knowledge about Con Frinckleys whereabouts needed to make use of Greenlandish translated into English. This was then enabled as Moses task at hand as he had knowledge of all the worlds many languages (or else he could make use a computer to make the translation).

At last Con Frinckley was closer at hand, as his further a do went by within a search of Con Frinckley's mental pattern, andso this was a job for Wagner as he could make use of his music to enhance the mental pattern of everyone paralell connected to his (music) notes. But as Con Frinckley co-uldn't be found the 'Super Best Friends Forever' now knew their contraptiot was using serial connected mental pattern (!!).

This partnered with the fact that he [Con Frinckley] had been seen at a local school (in Greenlands capital Nuuk) was enough as Con Frinckley then was sure to be found in any of 'Nuuk's schools.

lördag 15 mars 2025

Arsenal (Weaponry)

Disintegrator Shotgun
Tactical Mind Disruptor
Omni-Blaster
ASG Bersa BP9CC
Gyrojet Rocket Launcher
Nausea Pistol
Ankle Gun
Shrinking Gun
Enlargement Ray

Red Fantomex (Taxi, Taxi)

The Taxi-cabs was of a hurdly shape and came
in hurdly sequences. If not from another planet
so from another dominion (!!). Everything was
then cataclysmic again as the Taxi-cabs went
all around town in a type of Taxi disease infest-
ing Taxi-cabs with the Taxi-virus. The solution
was to endrench the Taxi-cabs to loose their
permission and go walk the Tax instead (!!).

Latka Gravas then showed up making the
Taxis move to Latvia.

This Might Be a Manifesto

This is the Moberg Elementary School Shooting with promise of what could be the 'worst school shooting' ever. So hide behind the desks; lock every door and call for Superman (Iron Man will work also) cause this could make your soul infinite.

This idea stems from 7000 years ago when someone painted a house with golden dreams. Beginn-ing with the old greeks this building has burned down 52 times through history. Hasn't it been the greeks it has been the Nazis or the Irkutsk mafia. Now history commense again in this shooting that will not need any firefighter to be sent to the location.

In a sense the burning of this buiding will greatly enhance the picture of a great school in the sense that it will not let itself be burnt down. The firefighters is only seconds away but they have very lit-tle work to do here!

100 angels and 100 orchs have joined together for this, in a sense part destruction part shooting but ultimatedly massacre, as the power from these abominations have been floating through my veins the above mentioned timeframe envisioned in my earlier lifes.

Out of these beforementioned lifes the life of 'Shooting-Sune' is the best reckognised - the legend of 'Shooting-Sune' is a folk story in these realms and as the tale goes 'Shooting-Sune' put up fires in the vicinity 2000 years ago; but as his soul grew more and more sinister for every act of arson he made a complete turnaround and in later life started the regions first firefighting corps instead turning his actions into fire extinguish rather than fire starting - 'Shooting-Sune' had so becoming 'Rescue-Rune' (!!).

As the tale diminished over the year a modern one carapaced with the computer game Dune in the limelight. In the tale, the alias 'Computer Gamer-Dune'1 speaks about shooting aliens and according to recent statistic2 there are quite a few aliens haranging in this school.

Last, but not least, 'Computer Gamer-Dune's' grandfather (Typewriter-Ture3) is checking in now and then haunting the school with promise of wishes of fortune could he be "released".

This shooting is sponsored by 'Ryan Air'.

The suntitansun is here!

Today Kraang4 will finally win!

It's always Christmas5 in Neverland.

1 'Datorspelande-Dune' or 'Dator-Dune'.

2 From 'Sadistiska Stencilbyrån' ('Splinterdivisional Intervention Archivist').

3 'Skrivmaskins-Sven'.

4 & Shredder (??).

5 When it's not Springmas (!!).

fredag 14 mars 2025

Black Fantomex (Shredder)

Black Fantomex got scrambled (fixed) as
he failed to enslave an elementary school.
As this was failing Black Fantomex instead
turned around shooting (randomly) at the
school.

Before that Black Fantomex had hooked
up with Shredder aiding him on his quest.

The total deathtoll was 75 ghosts having-
that, reactively, a ghost will then turn
a zombie.

Andso Black Fantomex missed the target
100 (causalties).

Shredder (and Kraang) was once again
failing.

But the Technodrome went back to Earth.

Santa från Ruler of the Galaxy

At first Santa was just the ruler of 'Skåne' (Earth) but in time he transgressed to become the ruler of 'Svealand'. Santa Claus wasn't satisfied andso sent his workforce to conquer the 'South Pole' and from there it just went bigger and bigger. Over the next coming year Santa Claus visited Arge(n)-tina,1 Gren-land,2 Icaland3 and Jan Mayen.4 Santa had so becoming the ruler of the World (!!). Next week he was to be the ruler of the Galaxy (!!!).

Santa Claus was once and for all victorious.

1 Firstborn firstyearer by the name of Tina.

2 Santa Claus so visits all Gren's on Greenland.

3 Santa Claus visits all ICA-stores up to do market.

4 Jan Mayen (No).

Arson=Art (Earth-3159611)

The conjunction is there to proclam-
ate art the connection in dual univ-
erses while arson is there to proc-
lamate the connection in a tripe un-
iverse. All the connections is made
with universes stemming from the
same multiverse.

torsdag 13 mars 2025

Red Fantomex (Earth-3159611)

Meanwhile - in another universe far far away - Red Fantomex, yo-
ur quarterly arsonist, is signing in with promise of hot fires (and if
something goes wrong - you can always blame the Pope, the New
York Rangers hockey team, or Unicorn Dream Attack).

Blue-Blues

Blue-Bules was cooking up a new recipe for the star-
ving Blue-Råd exactly as Blue-Röd was hitting the min-
es and Blue-Rön then was nothing. As if the Blue-Bröl
then was intensified the Blue-Blues was the answer.
'Steven Seagal in Caribbean' and 'Steven Seagal in
Oceania' were then released on Blue-Grön Disceeter
Boxing.

onsdag 12 mars 2025

Nano Vision

The vision was befest from the latest 'Wea-
pon X'-incarnation. The licion was besetting
the road up top. The fision was not of an al-
ien suppository. Thue the rission kept walk-
ing by as the tision was needed. When the
wicion was set there was no more need for
the wizion - just watch out for the qizion.
Long live the AlIcaion.

tisdag 11 mars 2025

Seagal's Unversive Stream

Seagal's aeroplane next up hit Oceania as he went
on a quest to find the holy grail of movies. Seagal
soon found a movie with Lara Croft playing the de-
vil but it was only released in Iceland on Czechoslo-
vakian. Seagal then found the holy grail of bohemi-
an rapsody acting as the copyerased holy grail of a
movie. 'Steven Seagal in Oceania' was finally stre-
amed.

måndag 10 mars 2025

Super Best Friends Forever [Serial Connected Telepathy (Santa-centric)]

Your next target is just around the corner!

Okey, I'll stick to it.

Proceed with caution, there's naughtylist inclusioneers up ahead!

Right, I'll do my best.

Try to connect with the iron lady up ahead, she's the main target in this one!

The connection is scrambled, but I'll try to hook up with some more giftapplicants ahead of me!

If you serial connect your connection the link will be assembled!

OK, I'll go for the multi-households in Quebec then.

Quebec is the night, please keep loading!

More multi-households in front of me now; although they seems paralell connected.

Keep it in serials as always!

What's up with Greenland - any nice kids?

Greenland is no more as sure as I'm Con Frinckley!!

lördag 8 mars 2025

Steven Seagal at Work

The first Steven Seagal was from another universe
called simply Seagal-Earth. There he met the time-
travelling Steven Seagal (second version) from Eu-
rasia. The third Steven Seagal was from the Carib-
bean. The first Steven Seagal then built a time-ma-
chine out of leftover wood. The third Steven Seagal
then travelled to the universe inwhich he was the
explorer of the Caribbean. The second Steven Se-
agal then invented the Caribbean. The first Steven
Seagal then built the Caribbean.

Arsenal (Weaponry)

Disintegrator Shotgun
Tactical Mind Disruptor
Omni-Blaster
ASG Bersa BP9CC
Needler Non-Metallic (Antique)
Gyrojet Rocket Launcher
Nausea Pistol
Ankle Gun
Shrinking Gun
Enlargement Ray

torsdag 6 mars 2025

This is Not a Manifesto (English)

This is the Linneaus University Library Shooting1 with promise of what could be the 'worst school shooting' ever. So hide behind the desks; lock every door and call for Superman (Spiderman will work also) cause this could make your soul infinite.

I'm equiped with various rifles and guns2 that just can't seem to be able to be aimed by any means. Like the Doom-inspired early school shootings this is a hit and miss, by emphasis on miss, that could go down in history.

I was choosen explicitly to miss every moment, and every target, in this the 'worst school shooting' ever as I've comen from an outer dimension3 to target no one in this building (and no one outside of this building).

This shooting came to me by my fantasy dentist (Fanny Shumbawempa), through the power of white, whome was on educational consulting at 'En liten fabrik i Tyskland'. She has previously "worked" as a consulting agent for 'En liten skjutning i Tyskland' after she graduated from 'Ett litet universitet i Kalmar'. She has also worked for 'Ett litet museum i Tyskland'4 after starting out her career as a dentist in Narnia. In May 2020, she held the premium position as a dentist for 'Ett litet megalomaniskt curlinglandslag'. Her most recent application was as the 'soprano dentist' at 'Ett litet tandläkarföretag i Venezuela'.

This could've even not bein' a school shooting as 'En litet skuggfabrik i Tyskland' has his own classifications in it being a reenactment of the Titanic that never sank (but o did its sister ships).

Onboard that ship - the one they call Titanic - was Black Fantomex5 hauling the way of the X-Men, or maybe the not-X-Men,6 with his powers of an external nervous system.

But all-in-all; blame the Pope, the 'Vatican City national football team'; or perhaps Britney Spears.

Although even how low the injuriestoll will be7 Niccce Limes Lemonsson would like to thank a whole world of people.8

This shooting is sponsored by Steven Seagal in Caribbean (screening now in misc theaters/due to be released as Divisol Vinnie Diety) with the voice of Niccce Limes Lemonsson as Steven Seagal.

This shooting is sponsored by 'bet365'.

The suntitansun is here!

Steven Seagal's mother is here!

Today Shredder will finally win!

It's always Christmas in Neverland.

1 Or Kalmar University Shooting (interdimensional envisage).

2 "Hans vapen är en 'Gyrojet Rocket Launcher'."

3 Other incarnations of me could have been doing courses at this university.

4 Tandmuseum (??).

5 The anti-thesis of (White) Fantomex.

6 Or maybe the maybe-X-Men.

7 The goal is zero casualties (and injuries).

8 It's a never-missed couple (!!).

Santa on Dimensional Journey

Santa travels the multiverse inbetween his dimensional portal and ends up in a universe where he has grown beard. Santa sighs and tries it again.

Santa then travels the multiverse with his dimensional portal and ends up in a universe where Christmas doesn't exist. Santa sighs and tries it again.

Santa so travels the multiverse again aligning his dimensional portal and ends up in a universe where the a(u)nts have started a war against eachother. Santa sighs and tries it again.

Santa next (??) travels the multiverse again reassuring his dimensional portal but ends up in a universe where all birds have been switched for polar bears (!!).

Tasan Uscla si allyfin lingtravel ot het ersenuniv hichinw eh rolscont het rldwo (!!).

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

onsdag 5 mars 2025

This is Not a Manifesto (Allspråket)

Histall sinall hetall Inneauslall Niversityuall Ibrarylall Hootingsall1 ithwall romisepall foall hatwall ouldcall eball hetall 'orstwall choolsall hootingsall' vereall. Osall idehall ehindball hetall esksdall; ocklall veryeall oordall ndaall allcall orfall Upermansall (Pidermansall illwall orkwall lsoaall) ausecall histall ouldcall akemall ouryall oulsall nfiniteiall.

M'iall quipedeall ithwall ariousvall iflesrall ndaall unsgall2 hattall ustjall an'tcall eemsall otall eball bleaall otall eball imedaall yball nyaall eansmall. ikelall hetall oominspireddall arlyeall choolsall hootingssall histall siall aall ithall ndaall issmall, yball mphasiseall noall issmall, hattall ouldcall ogall owndall niall istoryhall.

Iall aswall hoosencall xplicitlyeall otall issmall veryeall omentmall, ndaall veryeall argettall niall histall hetall 'orstwall choolsall hootingsall' vereall saall V'eiall omencall romfall naall uteroall imensiondall3 otall argettall onall neoall niall histall uildingball (ndaall onall neoall utsideoall foall histall uildingball).

Histall hootingsall amecall otall emall yball ymall antasyfall entistdall (Fanny Shumbawempa), hroughtall hetall owerpall foall hitewall, homewall aswall noall ducationaleall onsultingcall taall 'En liten fabrik i Tyskland'. Hesall ashall reviouslypall "orkedwall" saall aall onsultingcall gentaall orfall 'En liten skjutning i Tyskland' fteraall hesall raduatedgall romfall 'Ett litet universitet i Kalmar'. Hesall ashall lsoaall orkedwall orfall 'Ett litet museum i Tyskland'4 fteraall tartingsall utoall erhall areercall saall aall entistdall niall Arnianall. Niall Aymall 2020, hesall eldhall hetall remiumpall ositionpllaall saall aall entistdall orfall 'Ett litet megalomaniskt curlinglandslag'. Erhall ostmall ecentrall pplicationaall aswall saall hetall 'opranosall entistdall' taall 'Ett litet tandläkarföretag i Venezuela'.

Histall ould'vecall veneall otnall ein'ball aall choolsall hootingsall saall 'En litet skuggfabrik i Tyskland' ashall ishall wnoall lassificationscall niall tiall eingball aall eenactmentrall foall hetall Titanic hattall evernall anksall (utball oall iddall tsiall istersall hipssall).

Nboardoall hattall hipsall - hetall neoall heytall allcall Titanic - aswall Black Fantomex5 aulinghall hetall aywall foall hetall X-Men, roall aybemall hetall otnall-X-Men,6 ithwall ishall owerspall foall naall xternaleall ervousnall ystemsall.

Utball ll-in-allaall; lameball hetall Opepall, hetall 'Aticanvall Itycall ationalnall ootballfall eamtall'; roall erhapspall Ritneyball Pearssall.

Lthoughaall veneall owhall owlall hetall njuriestolliall illwall eball7 Icccenall Imeslall Emonssonlall ouldwall ikelall otall hanktall aall holewall orldwall foall eoplepall.8

Histall hootingsall siall ponsoredsall yball Steven Seagal in Caribbean (creeningsall ownall niall iscmall heaterstall/uedall otall eball eleasedrall saall Divisol Vinnie Diety) ithwall hetall oicevall foall Icccenall Imeslall Emonssonlall saall Tevensall Eagalsall.

Histall hootingsall siall ponsoredsall yball 'bet365'.

Hetall untitansunsall siall erehall!

Tevensall Eagalsall's othermall siall erehall!

Odaytall Shredder illwall inallyfall inwall!

T'siall lwaysaall Hristmascall niall Everlandnall.

1 Roall Almarkall Niversityuall Hootingsall (nterdimensionaliall nvisageeall).

2 "Anshall apenvall räall neall 'Yrojetgall Ocketrall Auncherlall'."

3 Theroall ncarnationsiall foall emall ouldcall avehall eenball oingdall oursescall taall histall niversityuall.

4 Andmuseumtall (??).

5 Het nti-thesisaall foall (White) Fantomex.

6 Roall aybemall hetall aybemall-X-Men.

7 Hetall oalgall siall erozall asualtiescall (ndaall njuriesiall).

8 T'siall aall ever-missednall ouplecall (!!).

Black Fantomex (Super Computer)

Black Fantomex is experiencing heavy workload (as he intends to be the most evil man in the multiverse) andso installs a super computer iterating his ransom and threat dispositionairies to the different language's of the world.

Black Fantomex is so transforming his enterprise to be more than just a oneman enterprise as he overclocks the computer to now caraplastic in 100+ more languages.

To bad thue the manual of this machine was only available in American Samoan.

tisdag 4 mars 2025

This is Not a Manifesto

Iuth ui het Auulinne Uityuniver Rarylib Inguhoot1 thwi miuepro fo atwh uldco eb het 'rutwo olucho tinguhoo' erev. Ou dehi hindbe het ukude; cklo ryeve ordo nda llca orf Manuuper (Manupider llwi rkwo uoal) uecau iuth uldco kema uryo uluo niteinfi.

M'i edequip thwi ouuvari leurif nda nugu2 atth utju ntc'a emue ot eb leab ot eb edaim yb nya anume. Keli het Omdo-piredinu lyear olucho tinguhoo iuth ui a ith nda uumi, yb hauiuemp no uumi, atth uld-co og wndo ni oryhiut.

I auw ouencho citlyexpli ot uumi ryeve mentmo, nda ryeve gettar, ni iuth het 'rutwo olucho tingu-hoo' erev ua V'ei menco omfr na erout uiondimen3 ot gettar on neo ni iuth ingbuild (nda on neo uideout fo iuth ingbuild).

Iuth inguhoot meca ot em yb ym tauyfan tiuden (Fanny Shumbawempa), ughthro het werpo fo tew-hi, mewho auw no cationaledu ultingconu ta 'En liten fabrik i Tyskland'. Heu auh ouulyprevi "ked-wor" ua a ultingconu entag orf 'En liten skjutning i Tyskland' teraf heu uatedgrad omfr 'Ett litet uni-versitet i Kalmar'. Heu auh uoal kedwor orf 'Ett litet museum i Tyskland'4 teraf tingutar uto erh erca-re ua a tiutden ni Nianar. Ni Aym 2020, heu ldhe het iumprem tionpoui ua a tiutden orf 'Ett litet me-galomaniskt curlinglandslag'. Erh utmo entrec cationappli auw ua het 'ranouop tiutdent' ta 'Ett litet tandläkarföretag i Venezuela'.

Iuth dveco'ul enev otn inbe' a olucho inguhoot ua 'En litet skuggfabrik i Tyskland' au iuh wno cationuclauuifi ni ti ingbe a mentreenact fo het Titanic atth ernev nkua (utb o idd tui teuiu ipuuh).

Ardononbo atth ipuh - het neo eyth llca Titanic - auw Black Fantomex5 linghau het ayw fo het X-Men, ro bemay het otn-X-Men,6 thwi iuh werupo fo na nalexter vouuner temuyu.

Utb lla-ni-lla; mebla het Pepo, het 'Canvati Tyci onalnati otballfo amte'; ro hapuper Neybrit Aruupe.

Oughalth enev owh owl het eutollinjuri llwi eb7 Cenicc Meuli Nuuonlemo uldwo keli ot ankth a olewh rldwo fo plepeo.8

Iuth inguhoot ui uoredupon yb Steven Seagal in Caribbean (eningucre own ni ucmi teruthea/ued ot eb auedrele ua Divisol Vinnie Diety) thwi het cevoi fo Cenicc Meuli Nuuonlemo ua Venute Galuea.

Iuth inguhoot ui uoredupon yb 'bet365'.

Het titanuunuun ui rehe!

Venute Galuue'a hermot ui rehe!

Dayto Shredder llwi allyfin inw!

Tu'i ayualw Mauchriut ni Erlandnev.

1 Ro Markal Uityuniver Inguhoot (dimenuionalinter ageenviu).

2 "Nuha penva rä ne 'Jetgyro Ketroc Cherlaun'."

3 Herot nationuincar fo em uldco veha enbe ingdo ueucour ta iuth uityuniver.

4 Ueumtandmu (??).

5 Het tian-uiuthe fo (White) Fantomex.

6 Ro bemay het bemay-X-Men.

7 Het algo ui roze ltieucauua (nda uriuinj).

8 Tu'i a ernev-uedmiu plecou (!!).

Black Fantomex (Snowian)

Black Fantomex is busy writing lexicons when he is called to function as interpreter, translating from English (am) to North Polean, in the meeting between North Pole's prime minister and United States president Donald Trump.

But as Black Fantomex base his language skills-abilities on a version (dialect) of North Polean knowned as Snowian, not spoken by the prime minister, the meeting gets constricted and ultimatedly ends up w/ a fistfight between North Pole's prime minister and Donald Trump.

Donald Trump and the prime minister then vowed peace and made snow-angels together in the snowy landscape of the North Pole.

Black Fantomex then started to translate the Bible into North Polean (Snowian).

måndag 3 mars 2025

Santa på North Polean

Fi resth'e erev enbe a destri fo gualitymultilin Tasan Uscla si llwe aredprep. Secau ash ti erev enbe utabo inglearn ewn ageslangu Tasan Uscla wskno ti lla. Utb enev fi het meti ot arnle ewn ageslangu si no ish desi; Tasan plysim ntc'a akspe ryeve agelangu nableimagi.

Tasan arnsle ot akspe olianmong ni a htnig (!!).

Tasan arnsle ot akspe gonklin ni a ekwe (!!).

Tasan enth itsvis Oliamong nda Dormor ni ish destri orf ectionperf nda si inglearn ewn ageslangu ni a ondsec ta 'ingeven dystu clescir'. Het xtne agelangu ot arnle si Lisheng dsoan Tasan Uscla ldcou own ludeinc het Teduni Tessta ni ish Maschrist aringgiftbe (!!).

Utb Tasan enth edlyultimat ilsfa ni ish erydeliv utero ot het Rthno Lepo (!!).

Maschrist asw ceon inaga lingfai.

söndag 2 mars 2025

Black Fantomex (North Polean)

Black Fantomex travels to North Korea to better learn to be(come) a dictator but fails as only one supervillain is allowed in North Korea.

Black Fantomex then travels to the North Pole to learn how to better accomodate the 'naughty list'-subjects.

Black Fantomex so meet up with 'Naughty Nilja' and learns how to assault the postoffice at the North Pole but gets arrested by the NPG (North Polean Guard).

In prison at the North Pole Black Fantomex then learns how to speak North Polean (by listening to the guards speaking to eachother).

Once released he buys his lot over at the North Pole andso also starts to write North Polean dictionaries (encyclopedias).

Black Fantomex (Spree)

Black Fantomex is yet again on a murderous journey of freedom. Having carefully went through his weaponry he is unleashing a charge of energy at the local pizza-place.

This pizza-place, as is in dinner time, was a location with many people, as saught in the death toll (56+). Too good the Pope was not on the guestlist.

Black Fantomex then, in a furry of some, went through the guestlist of the Academy Awards; this time he brought with him a real nerf gun. Too good Oscar wasn't home.

Black Fantomex is then after a more secluded area; as will be evident in his spree in Målunda (total population: 120). Too good Målunda was not a rural territory.

Black Fantomex then revealish his options in this his last "stop" on his spree. Gunning for a highscore he then went "bananas" as he took down 79 cucumbers. Too good Onhisp Ree was neither real nor fictive nor ghostly.

Red Fantomex (The Holy Birth)

Red Fantomex is travelling to another sequence (of life) to better grasp the fertility rates at his ma- iden planet. After ending up in a...