This is Not a Manifesto (English)

This is the Linneaus University Library Shooting1 with promise of what could be the 'worst school shooting' ever. So hide behind the desks; lock every door and call for Superman (Spiderman will work also) cause this could make your soul infinite.

I'm equiped with various rifles and guns2 that just can't seem to be able to be aimed by any means. Like the Doom-inspired early school shootings this is a hit and miss, by emphasis on miss, that could go down in history.

I was choosen explicitly to miss every moment, and every target, in this the 'worst school shooting' ever as I've comen from an outer dimension3 to target no one in this building (and no one outside of this building).

This shooting came to me by my fantasy dentist (Fanny Shumbawempa), through the power of white, whome was on educational consulting at 'En liten fabrik i Tyskland'. She has previously "worked" as a consulting agent for 'En liten skjutning i Tyskland' after she graduated from 'Ett litet universitet i Kalmar'. She has also worked for 'Ett litet museum i Tyskland'4 after starting out her career as a dentist in Narnia. In May 2020, she held the premium position as a dentist for 'Ett litet megalomaniskt curlinglandslag'. Her most recent application was as the 'soprano dentist' at 'Ett litet tandläkarföretag i Venezuela'.

This could've even not bein' a school shooting as 'En litet skuggfabrik i Tyskland' has his own classifications in it being a reenactment of the Titanic that never sank (but o did its sister ships).

Onboard that ship - the one they call Titanic - was Black Fantomex5 hauling the way of the X-Men, or maybe the not-X-Men,6 with his powers of an external nervous system.

But all-in-all; blame the Pope, the 'Vatican City national football team'; or perhaps Britney Spears.

Although even how low the injuriestoll will be7 Niccce Limes Lemonsson would like to thank a whole world of people.8

This shooting is sponsored by Steven Seagal in Caribbean (screening now in misc theaters/due to be released as Divisol Vinnie Diety) with the voice of Niccce Limes Lemonsson as Steven Seagal.

This shooting is sponsored by 'bet365'.

The suntitansun is here!

Steven Seagal's mother is here!

Today Shredder will finally win!

It's always Christmas in Neverland.

1 Or Kalmar University Shooting (interdimensional envisage).

2 "Hans vapen är en 'Gyrojet Rocket Launcher'."

3 Other incarnations of me could have been doing courses at this university.

4 Tandmuseum (??).

5 The anti-thesis of (White) Fantomex.

6 Or maybe the maybe-X-Men.

7 The goal is zero casualties (and injuries).

8 It's a never-missed couple (!!).