Jultomten iiiiiiiiiiiii Santa Claus' Mansion

Santa Claus has always had problems with his luxurious mansion; weren't it some naughty children, the North Pole authorities, or the Russian mob that had all been burning it down over the years. In fact - coming into 2103 - the mansion had been burned down 84 times (!!).

And this year was no exception as, this time, some outlanders1 had travelled to North Pole only for the mission to burn down Santa Claus' mansion.

But this year Santa Claus is prepared (!!) having bought some paint and, in a quest of repainting his house, had made his house into an abstract painting (with lots of colours and, moreover, mixes of colours on top of eachother) with an effort to make it unrecognized to the vandals (!!).

This worked quite ok, as it actually stood for the entirety of this years festivities, but since the burndown also generated much noise in the perimeters Santa was actually downheart that noone had burned it down. And so Santa Claus burned it down himself (!!!).2

Once the mansion then finally was rebuilt Santa Claus then, next year,3 sprayed his mansion with water making it, in a homeopathic stance, marked by a type of performance and thus making it harder to burn down without making the performance obsolete (!!).

In the next take, making it even harder to burn down, the mansion got transformed to a made site-specific installation,4 and as thus the authorities of the North Pole then made it art to make the vandals go past.

And so Christmas was once again saved.

Santa Claus was once again victorious.

1 This had all gone down in reminisc of the Gavle-goat.

2 But not before moving his toy manifacturing to offshore manifacturers.

3 2104.

4 In a sort of fluxus artpiece.