Black Fantomex (Respawn)

Black Fantomex was in a temporary stance of
Medieval as Red Fantomex was beemed to exi-
stance out of his long awale vacation in the Med-
ieval while Green Fantomex was inhibiting his
precense in a Medieval world without any of the
great painters bein' around eventhue Blue Fan-
tomex learned to speak the language of the Me-
dieval philosophers and then as the Purple Fan-
tomex got to know the Medieval priests the Yel-
low Fantomex needed to know how a world with
no priests looked like as this new world got asc-
ribed by Orange Fantomex who substituted the
priests for the superheroes.

Red Fantomex (Tomatoes)

Red Fantomex is on his best efforts to propose a petition making the "cloaked" roof
climbers to reveal their secret identity. Many of these then climbed their way to the
Moon (on snakes and ladders (whichever suited best)) andso was not eligible for
this proposed new law. One ardent snakeclimber then took the wrong entry and tra-
velled (by mistake) all the way up in space on a tomato plant. Reaching space the
tomatoes then mutated into killer tomatoes that targeted allbuttheir saviour (the mis-
stepping snakeclimber) in a quest to make everyone in the world taste their pink-
brown (the mutated variant) tomatoes. When Red Fantomex then petitioned for a
non-tomato meal program the mutated tomatoplant then answered that he would
have to convince the whole of space as the tomatoplant had grewn president of the
combined galaxies of T-Max (somewhere close to the Andromeda galaxy(ies)). Red
Fantomex then befest tomato nukes bombarding said galaxies with tomato juice
(straight from Dolmino).

Black Fantomex (Theft)

Black Fantomex has been training his entire life for this mastermind
heist that targeted a roof manifacturer. Everything was timed into
perfectness but the eventual outcome from the heist wasn't really
what was expected as Black Fantomex ended up with his own
weight in lobster. Appearantly, someone had hacked Black Fanto-
mex mind and substituted roof for lobster. Black Fantomex then
swiftly updated his mind antivirus protection andso was at it again.
But this new setting was overcalibrated meaning Black Fantomex'
mind now projected the roof manifacturer for the heist (stealing) of
Bromölla. Black Fantomex then teamed up with the counsil of
'Mölla by' in a grand scheme in order to steal the whole of Swed-
en but when the authorities find out about this (and demanded the
matter to be settled in court) Black Fantomex proceeded with the
stealing of Harvard.

Mass Funeral

It's yet another day in 'Not so Paradise' when
madman Con Frinckley kills his niece, uncle,
mother-in-law, and great grandfather. On the
funeral/family reunion he then undertake a
mass shooting andso leaves no relatives be-
hind.

Meanwhile, in a paralell universe, Con Frin-
ckley-2 then kills his relatives at a family re-
union andso leaves their funerals unattest-
ed.

In a third paralell universe, Con Frinckley-3
is about to target four funerals, in a sort of
serie of mass shootings, while he then sca-
venges the graveyard afterwards in a sort
of family reunion.

As with the fourth paralell universe (inhabi-
tet by Con Frinckley-4) this version of Con
Frinckley, working as a cemetary janitor,
gets thwarted by the combined ghosts of
previous mass shootings as they feast on
Con Frinckley (flesh eating zombie-ghosts
from the graveyard) in a sort of grand fa-
mily reunion (united for centuries past).

Black Fantomex (Warcrimes)

Black Fantomex is searching the cave for his
last meal when Blackagar Boltagon is disrup-
ting the morrowwind.

Doomsdale is impeding with an eversurge as
Blackmon Fantominionex is there to serve for
his warcrimes.

Warm Coke and a less more nuance fo a sur-
ge in space is the way Togo.

While a bloke could be seen the next ideal
is to further call Blackagar Fanxagontomex
as he in the midst of a calling could (in)-de-
al a whole lotta mash(editorial) potatoes.

Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi [The Path of Pacifism]

XYC20183 (Mechanical Droid) // Logged in as Master Yakubo // Upload Link to Master Yoffri Initialized

I am here to once again discuss the matter of young Padawan Qui-Won Lee and his disruptive behaviour that hasn't sieged evendo we put him in your school.1

I was almost totally sure he should grow out of it - but I was wrong. Padawan Qui-Won Lee should have stopped idolizing the madness of the Sith.

Yes, it has to come to an end! No wonder what he could do if the wrong forces laid their hands on him!!

Indeed. But it not's like we would've to despair. We have had harder tasks ahead of us previous years, it's not for nothing that this school has produced more Jedi than ever before been seen in the hands of any institution governed by the Republic. We are awail!

Coudn't we just freeze him down and hope that he will be turned back to life (unfrozen) in a time without evil temptation?

It's just that he can be a strong ally in windy conditions - to freeze him down will see him leave the battlefield, a place where he, under the right tuturing could make matters in the fight between good and evil - Sith and Jedi.

We could put him back in the anger management class?!

But that's where he comes from. A student as his skills harnessed in a surrounding of hillbilllies only makes things worse. Qui-Won Lee is already a master of the force i.e it's not the anger that's suppressing him it's the downrot evil. Anger is just a badly tempted manner - the growing concern is that his impending evilness is beyond anger - cause he sure know how to control his emotions.

But if I remember it correctly Qui-Won Lee's alleged dark side was hampered almost completely during a span of six months this last year. Strangely, or maybe not so strangely, this hiatus in what you don't want to call untamed aggressivitivity strikingly corresponds to a period in which he took the prescription drug Arnewissyloom.

Don't go there again Master Yakuba, those drugs made him loose the contact with the force and has so been doin' in a lot of other documented cases over the past years!

Ah, Master Yoffri, always so meek. What about subjecting him to twenty-four envisage of soft animation2 and let him sober up?!

Or, if I might suggest, we could enroll him with the Amnesia Crew?! But that will take your approval - you're still his guardian.

I am here to once again discuss the matter of Jedi Master Yakubo and his behaviour that is totally revolting the codex of the relationship between a Master and his apprentice that hasn't sieged evendo you put him to guard me. Why don't we put him in the Lobotomy Crew?!?

1) 'Yoda's School of Disruptive Jedi Padawans'.

2) Adult Swim couldn't be streamed in this part of the galaxy (but neither could Hanna-Barbera).

Black Fantomex (Circular Time)

The journey begins at 'Mister X' whom then is
joined by 'Mister Mecenate'. A third companion
is then introduced with 'Mister Misterious'.

The next journey begins with 'Mister Misterio'
whom then is joined by 'Mister XP'. The third
companion is then introduced as 'Mister Mec'.

The another journey begins with 'Mister Xpr'
whom then meets up with 'Mister Mysterio'.
The third is then defined as 'Mister Mecha'.

The other journey begins along 'Mister Me'
then joined by 'Mister Xpect' and while the
third is defined as 'Mister Mistero'.