Super Best Friends Forever [Super Worst Friends Forever]

Happiness, joy and welfare are developed among the inhabitants of planet Earth
as world ruler Kon Krinckley is holding his citizens inbetween various elaborated
charities - making the inhabitants of Earth the happiest people in the galaxy -
and, sooner or later, this will have to change (!!).

The solution spells the Super Worst Friends Forever, a supervillain team consi-
sting of Santa Claus, Rod Ferrell, Moses, and Wagner; this team is sure to bring
havoc to our world once again (!!).

First out to break havoc to our world is Santa Claus - bringing bombs to all child-
ren on the nicelist and consequently bringing murder and mayhem to the worlds
naughtylist inclusioneers. This setting was disliked by all humans.

Second out to break havoc on all land on Earth was Moses - whose menacy bro-
ught a fake bible about Jesus Christ's pet turtle and then abolished the book as
he then let his pet turtle (now mutated) take control of all land.

Third out is Wagner whose music made the ears bleed in all life on Earth as he
included his music from hell1 in all radiostations on Earth.

Fourth out was Rod Ferrell who used his powers2 to make the inhabitants on
Earth switch from indecency to decency.

Santa Claus then brought fake bombs (toys)3 to the world children on the nice-
list - and real bombs to the Earths naughtylist inclusioneers - while Moses lea-
rned all children to read the fake bible when Wagner learned how to send his
love poems on pirate radio (!!).

1) Whose conpriced off a mixture of accordion and speedcore (splittercore).

2) Using the wisdom of a 500-year-old vampire whom, atleast to the record,
has quit searching for blood while incarcerated in prison.

3) Essentially.