The Book of Lalala

A cat with a hat is a rat in a pat. A car in SAR leads
to a jar in a bar. A cab in a lab means a SAAB out of
rab(bin). A cad with a lad transforms into a sad rad
bad pad(dle). A CAS is a La(r)s upfrom a fas of JAS
straight out from NAS(A). A can made by Dan is
from a fan by the name of Han on a LAN in Jan(ua-
ry). A cal(l) by a gal is overturned in fal(l) to the song
of Hal(l)(oween/leluja). A cam from Sam is filming a
lam(b) on the dam of a fam(ily). The Cay(man) Isl-
ands is about a day from bay out of its pay via hay
and clay where you turn up in your ray. This was all
a piece of cak(e) from a bak(e) by the side of a la-
k(e) come and tak(e) or mak(e) whilst still wak(e)
out of rak(e). (Come serve this text with cav(iar)
and caf(feine)).